| The “$.U.C.C.E.$.$.”
series continues here in volume four: “Slaughter Under CeCe's Extremely
Sexy Sandals Flattened Out Under Righty.” Once again, the gorgeous
femme fatale CeCe is back and badder than ever as she discovers a few
of her boyfriend's crickets in a container on her floor. Pissed off while
exclaiming, “Crickets aren't pets,” she decides to call Mistress
Chloe to discuss the situation. They both agree that crushing the boyfriend's
entire “pet” collection is the only solution to this predicament—and
CeCe resolves that it will be so much more satisfying if she uses just
her right foot. Wearing a stunning black outfit contrasted with her powerful
white high-heel strappy sandals of death, CeCe gets to work on executing
her plan of utter devastation. But first she calls her boyfriend to let
him know that not only is she going to kill every one of his precious
little “pets,” but she's also going to charge him $100 per
kill for the privilege! CeCe's ruthlessness shows no bounds as she is
hell-bent on bug killing: several crickets and dozens of pill bugs get
obliterated. Every once in a while, she takes a little break, enjoys a
drag off her cigarette, and shows the carnage under the soles of her right
foot. For the grand finale, however, CeCe turns her attention to the most
prized creature in the “pet” collection—a giant tarantula.
In fact, this victim is so special that CeCe decides to exterminate him
using her left foot instead! You know what they say: You can't spell “$.U.C.C.E.$.$.”
without “CC” in the middle! 30 min. |
