Diana doesn't know
what to do about her roommate, Dan. He keeps leaving his bug collection
out on the coffee table. Diana sits on the couch in her short, black, pleated
dress and rests her bare soles on the coffee table while she tries to
call her roommate. After leaving a message on his voicemail, she notices
a small clay man standing on the table next to her soles. She can't believe
her eyes when she realizes it's Dan who has shrunk himself down so he
could be close to her feet. Diana decides to put an end to Dan's disgusting
collection, so she pulls out a pair of sheer white stockings from her
bag and slaughters the pests on the glass table right in front of him. Dan's
beloved pet crickets, hornworms, crawfish, and snails all suffer a crushing
fate under her stockinged-covered feet. Some snails even get the privilege
of being squashed under her tube socks. Once the carnage is complete,
Diana revels in her victory then quickly dispatches Dan in the same fashion.
30 min. |