| It’s time for
the best trilogy of all-time, and it’s all about Mya! Stare at a
close-up of her giant mouth as she tells you all the exciting things you
are about to see—and not see—in her video. She purposely includes
all of the deleted scenes because there is no such thing as a bad scene
when it involves Mya! You watch everything from the perspective of a tiny
man. She kisses the camera lens, so it is smudged with her lipstick, but
she doesn’t care! She feels you need screen protection because you
can’t handle her beauty. She makes you look at every inch of her
body in close-up detail. She teases you with her feet, trying on different
shoes, and displaying her bare feet from every angle. She takes you to
the wardrobe to model different dresses, and she makes you look up at
her after she is done changing. She covers the camera lens with her boogers
and spit for even more screen protection! She plays a little game with
you, going super close up on a tattoo or a part of her body and making
you guess where it is. She is impressed with your fan knowledge, so you
get rewarded with another close-up of her mouth while she tells you that
you are the biggest loser she has ever met! 60 min. |
