| Mistress Chloe gives
new meaning to the word “joy” in “joyride” when
she tapes two large millipedes to her foot pedals—one on the gas
and one on the brakes—for her drive around town. Wearing tight jeans
that are cuffed up so we can see her sexy ankles as her bare feet are
nice and cozy in her furry suede wedges, Chloe teases that she might just
encounter some unsuspecting critters who could “accidentally”
get in the way of her big, heavy automobile that is very hard to maneuver
and even harder to stop! In fact, Chloe couldn't care less about roadkill,
especially if the animals are too stupid to walk in the middle of the
road. We see close-up shots of Chloe's perfect feet pressing down on the
pedals, crushing the millipedes that are trapped underfoot. As she continues
her cruising, Chloe regales us with stories of “accidents”
she has had in the past, crashing into large animals as they tried to
cross a dark road late at night, for example. Then, after several minutes,
Chloe pulls over to check on her captives. One millipede is crushed flat,
but the other one still has some life in him. Chloe puts him on the pavement
and uses her wedge flip-flops to exterminate him. In Part 2, Chloe is
inside her house with several crawdads at her feet. She paces back and
forth while smoking a cigarette, deciding what to do with these vermin.
Of course, we all know the answer! She crushes her victims in a variety
of different ways, using the full surface area of her powerful wedge flip-flops
to exact maximum damage. She even bends down to burn one of the crawdads,
making him squirm before she puts him out of his misery. She then saves
the best for last: a big, furry tarantula. She squishes him flat and then
finishes her cigarette. All the while she's torturing and mutilating her
victims, Chloe reminisces about shooting various prey and not feeling
any remorse whatsoever. Clearly, Chloe is the top of the food chain and
has no regrets! 30 min. |
